Going on a group date tomorrow...

via Grouper. As part of the experience, everyone (all 6 people involved in the group date) is encouraged to fill out their “Two Truths and a Lie,” and apparently one of the dudes we’re meeting tomorrow filled out this for his Two Truths and a Lie: 

  • This one is a lie.
  • This one is a truth.
  • Two of these are lies.

I fucking hate this guy already. I can just imagine him beating off and patting himself on the back after writing that shit.

Clearly I’m not going into this with a positive attitude, but srsly? This guy sucks already. Not looking forward to meeting him and whatever douchebag friends he decides to let tag along.