Just spent the last 2 hours researching CD rates so I can open an account and save some money for my (ballin') future wedding...

  1. I’m not engaged.
  2. Probably won’t even be engaged for another three years.

Two years ago I didn’t have a savings account. Two years ago I could barely get myself to put on pants before 1pm on the weekends (ok, well, I guess I still have trouble with this from time to time).

Researching CD rates is what my life has become.