Last night I beat my Minesweeper score by a full 11 seconds and finished the Expert level in 86 seconds and I’m feeling like a FUCKING SORCERER.
I don’t care how fucking lame this is, this is the crowning achievement of my whole goddamn year.
Like, can I put this on my resume? Or my LinkedIn profile? Like, "Skills: Minesweeper Sorcerer“
I can die now.