On Push-Ups

Me:Want to have a push-up competition?
Chris:I'll smoke you.
Me:But we have to do it my way as a handicap, with elbows in.
Chris:Lol, you think I don't have those muscles? I'll smoke you.
Me:What if we did them really slowly? Like, 5-counts down and up.
Chris:Baby. I'm a boy.
Chris:I'll smoke you.