Chris:I'd be so sad if you were eaten by a zombie.
Chris:I would 85% consider becoming a zombie to be with zombie-you.
Chris:This is how much I love you.
conversation
I misspelled "love." This was my boyfriend's response.
Chris:you loave me?
Chris:like bread?
Chris:we'll grow mold together
Chris:so in loave
On Push-Ups
Me:Want to have a push-up competition?
Chris:I'll smoke you.
Me:But we have to do it my way as a handicap, with elbows in.
Chris:Lol, you think I don't have those muscles? I'll smoke you.
Me:What if we did them really slowly? Like, 5-counts down and up.
Chris:Baby. I'm a boy.
Chris:I'll smoke you.
Loaded Conversations With My Boyfriend (Part 3)
Chris:Wedding color idea: midnight blue and a burnt bronze/orange?
Chris:Silver garnishes?
Me:Sounds like Hanukkah.
Me:Also, they're accents* not garnishes. Our wedding is not a meal.
Loaded Conversations With My Boyfriend (Part 2)
Me:I just discovered more friends that got engaged during Christmas.
Me:What the fuck.
Me:For the record, I don't want to be proposed to during any major holiday.
Chris:Nope.
Me:Tight, glad we're on the same page.