I'm having anxiety that a man who thinks he knows how to govern my vagina better than I do could be elected President tomorrow.

PLEASE VOTE TOMORROW. ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO OR FLORIDA OR ANOTHER SWING STATE.  

(And plz try not to fuck things up for LGBTQ couples/poor and middle class people/my uterus. Plz.)

Joss Whedon on Romney

Mitt Romney for zombie apocalypse president, y'all. 

Mitt Romney: “When I was a boy, I used to think that becoming rich and becoming famous would make me happy. Boy was I right.”

Mitt Romney, ladies and gentlemen. 

(via HuffingtonPost)