I misspelled "love." This was my boyfriend's response.

Chris:you loave me?
Chris:like bread?
Chris:we'll grow mold together
Chris:so in loave

Joss Whedon on Romney

Mitt Romney for zombie apocalypse president, y'all. 

On making out with someone else on his birthday.

Me:So who'd you make out with last night?
Chris (my boyfriend):That one girl I told you about before.
Me:But you thought about me the whooooole time, right?
Chris:... yeah, the whole time.